basil–and–sage:

Bilbo (looking upset): That didn’t go well…

Fíli: What happened? Did somebody bother you?

Kíli: Want us to beat somebody up?

Bilbo: I- what?

Fíli: Tho, as a rule, we don’t beat up kids.

Kíli: But that rule is negotiable, if the kid is a dick.

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middleearthmistress-deactivated:

Kili: How’s it going, Thrandy?

Thranduil: Don’t call me Thrandy! I’m the king of Mirkwood!

Kili: Oh, right. Well done.

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meteors-lotr:

Thorin: Okay, this is the fourth time this week! Fíli, do you really think your brother likes being suspended from the ceiling against his will?
Kíli, duct-taped to the ceiling: Do not speak for my interests!

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cecilgershwinpamler:

athenaeum-of-the-herald-deactiv:

Books are expensive, Hermes thinks learning about your religion should be free.

They’re just the basics and only a few, but feel free to ask me to add anything and I’ll try my best!

This was a super helpful resource for me! Reblogging so others can find it :)

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thewitchbeckons:

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pieklo:

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

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I did my first ever spell. It’s a protection spell jar

daily-spooky:

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dogiperson:

The kitten hasn’t seen anything cute for a long time

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campingwithmonsters:

For those of you who weren’t able to get 100% of the total solar eclipse today… I gotchu <3

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